Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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