While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
