Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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