Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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