You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think people are normalizing furries
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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