are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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