Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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