No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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