it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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