i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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