idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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