But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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