so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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