I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I skipped work to stalk him.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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