Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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