Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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