dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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