hell yes lets make some ravioli
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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