I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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