its not stalking. its research.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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