Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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