I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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