Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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