There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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