gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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