I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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