Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
third nipple confirmed
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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