Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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