u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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