I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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