come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she peed on how many people?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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