Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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