it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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