Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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