dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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