: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just had sex bonerless
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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