Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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