So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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