i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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