Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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