You smell like stripper and shame
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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