im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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