used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That accounts for only three of the penises
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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