YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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