Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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