am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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