you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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