Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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