my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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