You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she looked like the before picture.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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